I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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