Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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