I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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