Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
His nipple licking is glorious
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