9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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