Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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