I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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