I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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