doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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