no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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