i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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