The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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