This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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