I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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