Whatcha textin bout Willis?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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