My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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