Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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