And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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