how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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