oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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