Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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