"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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