I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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