ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
