Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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