the condom got lost in my hair
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Randomize
