Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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