So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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