my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Randomize
