i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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