I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Randomize
