i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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