I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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