i may or may not be watching the land before time
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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