This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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