Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I party with great urgency now.
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