Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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