Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
You've changed since you got that strap on
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