I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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