actually, I'm a sock model
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
