Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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