She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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