Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Randomize
