who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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