I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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