i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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