You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
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