is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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