so that wasnt chicken after all
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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