I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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