Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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