wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
