well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
she told me i tasted like america
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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