Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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