Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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